You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
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I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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