Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Randomize
