grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
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