Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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