Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
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He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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