i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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