Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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