I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i think my mom watched the whole time
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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