you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
third nipple confirmed
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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