Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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