Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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