I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
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If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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