These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
not ubering you a puppy
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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