I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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