I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
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as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
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He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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