if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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