ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
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