Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
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I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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