Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
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All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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