I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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