Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
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We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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