Sry I called you an 8
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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