Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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