Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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