Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Randomize
