either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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