I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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