I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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