so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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