she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
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He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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