smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
