no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
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