Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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