so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
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I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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