I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
false alarm, still single
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
