i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
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