He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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