I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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