We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
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Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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