What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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