i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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