Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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