No awkward lesbian experiences without me
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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