Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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