Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
