I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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