I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Bring me that man meat
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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