Say something about gay babies.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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