ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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