Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Randomize
