So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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