Multitasking record: pooping whilst putting on shoes and cleaning ear with q-tip. All while texting.
Update: fell off toilet, one shoe on, q-tip still in ear. Not a pro.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
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You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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