Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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