So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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