No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
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Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
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You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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