There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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