Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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