so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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