Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
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I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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