She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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