We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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